..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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