Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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