I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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