He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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