too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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