i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
