Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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