I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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