He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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