So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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