Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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