Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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