What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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