I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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