Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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