Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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