i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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