piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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