It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
