so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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