So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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