its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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