Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
