YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Houston, we have a squirter
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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