I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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