Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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