apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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