im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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