I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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