I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We left an ass print on the piano.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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