all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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