C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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