You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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