That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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