...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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