been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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