walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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