oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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