I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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