She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
do nipples grow back?
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