I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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