I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You are a genius and a whore.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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