Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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