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say what?
wanna hang out?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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