I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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