im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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