just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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