Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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