3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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