you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
