Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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