That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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