her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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