I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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